Summer of Supervillainy

A secret hideout, a werewolf serum, and a dream

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Do werewolves fart, though?

ozyreads:

annalsofonlinedating:

some of my pet peeves are the sound of dishes clanking together, the sound of empty beer bottles hitting each other, the sound that silverware makes whn it hits a hard surface, the sound of static, and a really high pitch beeping sound hurts my ears, and i say all this cuz to some ppl it may not hurt there ears but i have real sensitive ears… so i now will tell u wat i have for pets i have a boxer/pit mixed dog named Rockey and i have a black and white baby rat named Kira, i know this next part is goin to sound kinda out there but i’m basicaly a werewolf kinda i mean i don’t turn into one i just get the personality of one like i love the moon, i like to howl at the moon, i like to bite, and my k-9 teeth get sharper whn the moon comes out like i said it sounds pretty out there but its true, i mean i like werewolf’s more then vampires…. if u want to talk more to me other thn on here add me on my [email] account which is mc_magicfart_[redacted]@[redacted].com yes i know it sounds kinda funny or childish but i made it i think in 2001…

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+5 for how to you live at all if every single noise drives you insane?

+2 for thinking that things everyone hates, like really high-pitched beeping sounds, are “pet peeves.”

+3 for grammar, spelling and punctuation carnage.

+12 for “I’m a werewolf.” You definitely also have a really awesome Tumblr, right? And you’re a totally oppressed Otherkin?

+5 because what woman doesn’t want to date a dude who howls at the moon and bites? TEAM JACOB!

+4 because a REAL wolf would have eaten the rat and the dog by now.

TOTAL POINTS: 31.

SUUUUUMMMER

Dang, another sketchy werewolf dude. This does not bode well for my ambition to become a werewolf.

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    (I would give this one a lot more points for Grammar Carnage.)
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